Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Extra! Extra! Read All About It!
Yes, Hilary is annoying. Everyone agrees. I've got my pictures! Yay!
Ugh, Hilary. The paparazi gets you and you can still smile for the camera.
Attention-seeker.
See? Wasn't I right about Haylie clinging onto Hilary? She obviously wants to be noticed too!
Well, I noticed her nose and it's darn ugly. It's all pointy. I bet she'll get the role as the witch in Hansel and Gretel. Hilary can be Gretel for all I care.
Wait.
Do my eyees deceive me?
No! Hilary's hair is BROWN! I told the girl always wanted nice blonde hair like Barbie!
Sheesh, of all adverts, I hate this one the most. The other girls' smiles look so plastic and pasted on. The one next to Hilary herself gets most of my sympathy! She has to sit beside
her! (Oh! That's Ciara! I didn't notice at first. I'm a pathetic loser who only gives attention to Hilary Duff and no other celebrity. Sniffles.) Eww!!
What do you see? What do I see?
I see a fatter, horsey-mouthed Paris Hilton wannabe. Quit that! The dog's such a miserable thing. I can't believe Hilary. The Society of Dogs can take that doggy away from Hilary and all dog-lovers will rejoice.
Photographer: It's best that you smile with your mouth closed, ugh, Hilary. It'll hide that horsey-jaw.
Hilary: What jaw? Hahaha! I don't have no horsey jaw! *rolls eyes and laughs a bit more*
Photographer: Just smile with your fracking mouth closed, would you?
Hilary: *cries* I don't know how!
Photographer: You're pathetic. *sighs heavily* Close your mouth and stretch it upwards.
Hilary: Oh oh oh! You mean like that?
Photographer: Ugh, yes.
Hilary: Yay! I learnt something today! Haylie and Mom're going to be SO proud of me!
Photographer: Sure sure. Now stop yakking and let me get this photoshoot done and over with. Gah, I so hate this job. Ditzy celebs, what else? I'm going to sign an application for MacDonald's later.
&;ANTIHILARY;
posted by Anonymous
5:52 PM
