Sunday, November 27, 2005
a private [not so anymore] conversation
haylie duff : HILARY! how could you spend your filthy cash on such expensive DIAMOND STUDDED SUNGLASSES!
hilary duff: oh c'mon. these are FAKE. obviously! shh, DONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS. i got it from a thrift shop.
haylie duff: why didn't you get any for me?! you know i love such good bargains!
hilary duff: [throws a fifty dollar bill on the floor and grunts] oh fine, go get something for yourself. im humouring you.
haylie duff: [immediately pounces on the fifty dollar bill] [kneels on ground and worships her lil' sister]
THANKYOU! THANKYOU!
hilary duff: [shoos haylie away with hand] SHOO FLY SHOO. don't disturb the great from chewing her bubblegum.
haylie duff: [sniffs the dollar bill] where did you get the gum from?
hilary duff: i got it from under some bus seat. still fresh when i picked it out! [smiles triumphantly]
haylie duff: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT ME?! [again!]
hilary duff: [gets gum out from mouth and tears it into half - urgh] HERE. you're getting on my nerves!
haylie duff: [kneels on ground and worships her lil' sister - again!] MARVELLOUS!
-end of this private conversation!-
&;ANTIHILARY;
posted by Anonymous
5:17 PM
