Friday, November 18, 2005
Haylie's Distasteful Clothes

Duffman on The Simpsons had better guard his nickname -- he's getting some serious competition for it from Haylie, a.k.a. The Unfortunate And Unfortunately Mannish Duff Sister. She just reeks of "off-duty drag queen" to me. And also probably of Britney Spears' "Curious."
I really wish she'd start wearing colors that didn't all distract the eye in a million directions. Just check her ensemble: White sweater + champagne shirt + orange/red necklace + green shoes + black bag = Color scheme of a child's finger-painting accident.
Oh well, maybe Hilary, her idol, picked it out for her so she "just
had to wear it". [shrugs]
&;ANTIHILARY;
posted by Anonymous
3:18 PM