Friday, October 14, 2005

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Hollywood – A store surveillance tape obtained by “Entertainment Tonight” reveals that singer/actress Hilary Duff was at the scene of rival Lindsay Lohan's car accident in West Hollywood last Wednesday.

Though police have not figured out the cause of the crash, authorities said they were disturbed by footage of a smiling Duff, who previously scuffled with Lohan over disputed boyfriend Aaron Carter, fleeing the scene.

“The whole scene was so crazy that when a blonde girl ran by, I hardly noticed her,” said witness Denise Berkshire. “But in hindsight, she did seem a little suspicious. Especially when she yelled out, ‘Who’s the mean girl now, bitch?!’”

The video was taken by a surveillance camera at the nearby Fred Segal department store, which is currently having a 50% off sale. The surveillance tape shows Duff appearing by the driver’s side of the van that crashed into Lohan, though it’s not clear if she was driving. The “Lizzie McGuire” star then runs up Robertson Boulevard, where she hops into the back of a yellow Hummer that, according to police records, is registered to Carter.

“We now have security cameras everywhere inside and outside the store,” said a security officer for Fred Segal. “We decided to install all these cameras after Winona Ryder started shopping here recently.”

Duff’s publicist said that her client was nowhere near Lohan’s crash.
“Hilary was meeting with Disney executives about the lead role in the ‘Herbie: Fully Loaded’ sequel,” she explained. “As it turns out, Lindsay was unable to make her meeting for the film due to the accident, which is certainly a shame given that Disney wants to sign an actress immediately in order to start production.”

Representatives for Lohan initially said her crash was caused by paparazzi, but the Los Angeles Police Department later concluded that was not the case. Authorities say they are aggressively questioning Duff, but have not ruled out other possibilities.

“You can’t always go with your initial impression in these types of cases,” said Lt. Don Cyander of the LAPD celebrity crimes unit. “There are any number of people out to get Ms. Lohan who could have used a disguise to look like Ms. Duff. A padded bra could have easily replicated the nice, perky breasts belonging to Ms. Duff. A well-designed wig could have made it look like Ms. Duff’s soft blonde hair falling ever so gently on her shoulders and brushing up slightly against her nipples as well as that sexy lipstick that makes her lips look so pouty. It’s all still under investigation, and from what we’ve dug up so far, Ms. Lohan has been the subject of 278 death threats from the cast and crew of ‘Herbie: Fully Loaded’ alone. So it could have been anybody.”


notice the highlighted words. so sick. shuli literally vomitted looking at it xD.


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