Friday, May 13, 2005
true or fake?
I found this article on the net. it says dat it's fake and it's quite obvious.
but it stupid. so i'll post it here for u guys to read.
HILARY DUFF IS PREGNANT!
Thats right. The 17 multitalented actress is pregnant!
Who's the father? That's a question that nobody can
seem to answer. Hilary has slept with over 50 guys
and 10 of those tested are not the father. "This is very
frustrating" said Duff. "I'm really worried I wont find
my baby's daddy!" And what do her fans have to say
about this? "Some role model she turned out to be"
said Mary Ann Jackson, a mother of 2. "My kids really
adore her and now she's gone skanky. That Lindsay
Lohan is better role model she is!" "I used to be her
biggest fan" says ten year old Natasha Gregson. "No
she's having sex at 17. What is she trying to prove?
She defitently lost a fan" Duff says because of this, shes
been dropped from her record company and has been
kicked out of her Texas home. "it's hard when your
parents lose all trust in you" says Duff. "My mother
called me a slut and my dad threatened to send me to
a reform school. My sister, Haylie wont even help me
either! Matter of fact, shes moving out of the house
we share and is moving back to Texas. I feel so
awful right about now"Lindsay Lohan, Duff's
archnemensis comments "It's really to bad that Hilary
had sex with 50 guys. Guess she isnt the goody two
shoes everybody though she was, haha!"Of all the
guys Hilary tested, she still hasnt found the father of
her baby. "This is so heartbreaking! 50 guys have been
tested and none are the daddy! And my parents wont
pay the morgage on my house, so now I have to live in
a tiny one bedroom apartment in Compton! And the
bad part is, Joel wont even help, because he tested
negitive! I'm so upset I coould scream!""Its a shame
to see her like this" says Lohan. "But who gives a
damn about her? this just proves that America's
Sweetheart is the goddy two shoes parents wanted her
to be and now, everybody loves me!""I just wanna die"
says the depressed Duff. "Maybe my baby would be
better off with the Lohans. At least Lindsay can
breastfeed it. I have no brests, so I cant do it"
&;ANTIHILARY;
posted by Quixotic
9:05 PM
