Friday, April 01, 2005
fashion sense
hilary's recipe for dressing up
1. When in doubt, wear black, especially smeared under your eyes.
2. The more suspiciously superfluous straps, the better, especially if at least one is falling down off your shoulder.
3. Gold chains make anything look hard-core -- when you think you've got on exactly the right number, add two more.
4. Do not be afraid to mix metals, such as heavy gold accessories with heavy silver trim on your shoes. It gives the appearance of not having tried.
5. If you have stumpy gams, share them! Mere hours before the ceremony, take scissors -- the world's greatest fashion tool! -- and hack off the bottom of your designer trousers to create a kicky shorts-based ensemble.
6. Slouch! And then, slouch more.
&;ANTIHILARY;
posted by Quixotic
5:20 PM
