Sunday, January 16, 2005
what hilary wanted for christmas. and what she got
by: hilary duff.
dearest santa,
im getting richer and richer everyday due to those stupis concerts. and of course more fans. they don't know tht i lip-synch sometimes. not like tht stupid lindsay lohan. she sucks. santa. please give her coal and lots and lots of good things to me. lindsay sucks. i have been a good gurl all yr through. right? i really want a better voice, and some really effective diet pills. the ones i buy SUCK. please don't give me coal like last year. pretty please....
from your most loved gurl,
hilary.
reply from santa.
dearest brat i've ever seen,
i am very sorry. but those confessions you made... i decided not to give you coal, nor a better voice, nor diet pills. since you don't want any coal. i gave you the next best thing you can get next to coal, charcoal!! [ tht's the same thing, but hilary doesn't know the diff] merry christmas!!
from
santa
reply from hilary
dearest santa,
thanks for the charcoal. they burn very well in the barbecue pit. THANKS!!!
from
hilary
&;ANTIHILARY;
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